A lot on ma mind!

Hey dudes! Today is my b-day. I had a very dramatic birth. My mom was in 42 hourz of labor and had to have an emergency C-section! Then, during the middle of the surgery, the medicine wore off! My mom passed out in pain. Very dramatic, huh? I was born at EXACTLY noon, was EXACTLY 19 inches, and was EXACTLY 8 pounds. I was the most exact baby ever.( In my family anyway). But can you believe that when I was in guitar class, a mean third grader named Josh stuck the middle finger? Yeah! ON MY B-DAY! I will get revenge!!!!!!!!!!!! MUA-HA-HA-HA!

A message from Agent Rylo aka Lovable Orange Seal