VACATION!

Man, I am having the best vacation ever! I went to the beach today and it was SUPER fun! I swam in freezing cold water. LOVED IT! You may or may not have heard, but ounce I go in the ocean, its hard to get me out! I sat in the sun and read a lot. I didn't put much suntan lotion on my face, and the result is that my freckles are joining up with other freckles, creating bigger freckles! I said freckles so much, it sounds funny now! F-R-E-C-K-L-E. Anyway, I hope your having an awesome vaca, and comment about what your doing!


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THE MUPPETS!

I just cannot believe that Mr.Allen has never seen the Muppets! It is so funny! Here is an example about how ridiculously funny they are! Watch it and then comment about it!

Funny signs

Hey peeps! I looked up funny signs on google images, and there were some signs I had to share with you! Others were too inappropriate to put on a blog. But if you are interested, you should look it up! Rate them from 1-10 plz! Enjoy!

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter everyone! I hope the easter bunny brings you loads of candy!

THE FEAR

Hey guys! I just finished the best book ever, THE FEAR! Its amazing! If you haven't started reading the enemy series, y'all are missing out! Sure its gory and they kill one of the main characters in every book, but that is what makes it great! What I don't understand is how there can be so many errors in it! These are the words the author spelled wrong... 

1. Favourite = Favorite
2. Aeroplane = Airplane
3. Programme = Program

And they said the disease only affects kids over fourteen, but in the other books, it says it only affects people over 16! I just don't get it! Comment on what the Editor was thinking when he edited this!

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A lot on ma mind!

Hey dudes! Today is my b-day. I had a very dramatic birth. My mom was in 42 hourz of labor and had to have an emergency C-section! Then, during the middle of the surgery, the medicine wore off! My mom passed out in pain. Very dramatic, huh? I was born at EXACTLY noon, was EXACTLY 19 inches, and was EXACTLY 8 pounds. I was the most exact baby ever.( In my family anyway). But can you believe that when I was in guitar class, a mean third grader named Josh stuck the middle finger? Yeah! ON MY B-DAY! I will get revenge!!!!!!!!!!!! MUA-HA-HA-HA!

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